popculturebrain:

-Mitch Hedberg, RIP
[via thatjoshsimpson]

sorry for the convenience

popculturebrain:

-Mitch Hedberg, RIP

[via thatjoshsimpson]

sorry for the convenience

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bellavita:

OH, THEY CAN BE.

yep

bellavita:

OH, THEY CAN BE.

yep

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tsexrex:

go blue.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

tsexrex:

go blue.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Nicklas Lidstrom accepts Patrick Sharp's apology after spearing incident

tsexrexhockey:

nervegas:

October 07, 2009, 1:11PM

DETROIT — Thursday’s game against Chicago will be the first time Red Wings captain Nicklas Lidstrom will face Patrick Sharp since the Blackhawks forward speared him in the testicles in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals.

But Lidstrom harbors no ill will. He was impressed that Sharp called him to apologize after the Stanley Cup finals.

“I thought it was a real classy thing to do,” Lidstrom said. “It was an accident. He wasn’t even aware what happened.’’

There was no penalty on the play. Lidstrom practiced the next day but had surgery two days later and sat out Games 4 and 5 — the first playoff games he has missed in his career. He returned for Game 1 of the finals vs. Pittsburgh.


Nicklas Lidstrom is classy as fuck.

Not only is he the best looking man in hockey but he’s got class

In the middle

of a 45 minute conversation about Batman and the Joker

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Mountain man

brag about your band to me.  You got me hot with all your snide remarks about my jealousy

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alternating between...

a beer and a whiskey and coke all night

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Gambit

Gambit

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On the menu for tonight

- 6 steaks

-potatoes w/ peppers

-saut’ed onions and peppers

-meatballs

-pizza rolls

-garlic bread

-a 30 rack

-a fifth of “Really Really” good whiskey

-a fifth of rum

-a bunch of good flick’s

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kevintarczon:

iammattjordan:

emoney:

whytheyrehot:

Why She’s Hot:

Not only is she cute and beautiful, she’s fucking sexy.
She’s the female lead singer of Paramore. Have you heard her sing? Her raspy and seductive voice will not only send chills down your back, but have you melting in the sheets between her legs
Her hair is an orgasm itself. Whether it’s blonde, red, or orange, those delicious sexy locks just want to make you scream and yank and pull the shit out of them. She already has sexy hair - imagine what it will look like after sleeping with this beauty.
Her smile. Her lips are plump and perfect and on top of that, she has gapped-teeth, and they look fucking sexy on her. Imagine making out with those beautiful things. Yummy.
That body: that sexy curvy, bangin’ body. From casual clothes to dresses, to even a leather suit, her curves will make you want to grasp every inch of her, followed by kissing it wildly from head to toe.

{submission}

kevintarczon:

iammattjordan:

emoney:

whytheyrehot:

Why She’s Hot:

  1. Not only is she cute and beautiful, she’s fucking sexy.
  2. She’s the female lead singer of Paramore. Have you heard her sing? Her raspy and seductive voice will not only send chills down your back, but have you melting in the sheets between her legs
  3. Her hair is an orgasm itself. Whether it’s blonde, red, or orange, those delicious sexy locks just want to make you scream and yank and pull the shit out of them. She already has sexy hair - imagine what it will look like after sleeping with this beauty.
  4. Her smile. Her lips are plump and perfect and on top of that, she has gapped-teeth, and they look fucking sexy on her. Imagine making out with those beautiful things. Yummy.
  5. That body: that sexy curvy, bangin’ body. From casual clothes to dresses, to even a leather suit, her curves will make you want to grasp every inch of her, followed by kissing it wildly from head to toe.

{submission}

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