Nap time
How can you not love that face?
A quote from Chead on losing 150 lbs and still not talking to he ladies.
I got rid of the only thing I was self conscious about and I still suck.
Lick Nidstrom is home!!!
Chase that multi vitamin with a PBR. Learned that one from Greg D. Feel great in the morning.
One of my favorite exchanges in film ever…
(Source: cupcakemonarchy)
Dear Red Wings,
Stop playing like dicks.
Nope!
Chuck Testa.
(Source: i-am-the-milkman)
Yes!
Some of my customers do no respond properly.
Dear Ladies
Dear Ladies,
The penis is the male G-spot. You’re welcome.
Sincerely,
Scientists
Complete stop on 131 after a dead battery this morning. Good start to the day.
