February 2012
The joys of owning a puppy.
*petting Jackson*
Me: You need a bath, you stink.
Karl: That's because he pisses on himself all the time... You just touched his Pee.
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Anybody who supports Ron Paul has never listened to Ron Paul.
– One of the funniest things I have heard in a while.
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Nicky Minaj
Made me kind of care about the half time show.
sarabee:
The only super bowl Im interested in is the one Im smoking.
Yes!
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I hope
Both teams lose today.
Drunk
Me: Joe go to bed, you don't need Egos.
Joe: I WANT EGOS!!!!!!
Myke: the toaster is not plugged in you asshole.
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tsexrex: The Marriage Draft: Round 2 (where I try... →
tsexrex:
I’m starting to feel like I am watching round 1 of the marriage draft. I just turned 28 a couple weeks ago, and I’m noticing that a lot of my friends are either currently married, or are getting married soon. In real life it starts with the save the date, then it is the 46 piece invitation,…
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January 2012
I think I know what happened, I think I pulled my taint.
– Ricky on his taint pain.
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I got rid of the only thing I was self conscious about and I still suck.
– Chead on losing 150 lbs and still not talking to he ladies.
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Dear Red Wings,
Stop playing like dicks.
Nope!
Chuck Testa.
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Dear Ladies
ryanpurtill:
Dear Ladies,
The penis is the male G-spot. You’re welcome.
Sincerely,
Scientists
Ricks going to be a MILF
– Jesse on Ricky turning 30.
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tsexrex:
butchwalker:
hello all you wonderful people. do you remember the movie “Dazed and Confused”? me too. it was and still is one of my favorite movies. reflects my childhood so much, and also Ben Affleck is a TOTAL asshole in it. i gotta say though, when it comes to classic characters, Matthew McConaughey’s “Wooderson” took the cake… and the high school girls with him… so.. to...
Huds start playing with Fil and Z, he consistent, he get points. And he score...
– Pavel Datsyuk about Jiri Hudler (via copperbooom)
What, do we have Ericcson in net?
– Karls thoughts on Ty Conklin
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