January 2009
1 tag
“Wow, it’s 2:35 p.m., I’m as drunk as I should be at 2:35 a.m.”
– Karl
I may or may not
have just bought the Die Hard collection off of Amazon.com
We just
bought a fifth of whiskey and its not even noon
Karl just got into a fight with a deaf chick at the bank. He is an asshole.
Dear Detroit Red Wings,
PLEASE STOP FUCKING LOSING!!!!
ATTENTION!
jolenesonny:
Officially the new word for butt hole is tyrd slide.
Thats funny and Jolene has a trumblr
note to self
never let another cat into your room…. EVER
Tonight may have ended up a not so good night
Our entire generation
may be deteriorating into a huge circle jerk
jberr
tsexrex:
i’m happy that i found jberr, because i started following fuck yeah bruce springsteen, and i hate when i follow an odd number of people. ocd.
JBerr is the shit but she needs to update more.
Listening
To Geoff say “Goodnight” to Michelle, might be the sickest thing ever….
how to own the jeopardy online test
tsexrex:
spend 25 years learning random bullshit…sign up for online test…get drunk on cheap whiskey…take the test.
You are the next Ken Jennings
dearest friends,
thealuminummonster:
kickstand:
thealuminummonster:
I’m coming to Grand Rapids tomorrow night and I want to see all of your beautiful faces.
love, Jessica
Call me?
uhhh, YES. Assuming you haven’t gotten a new number…
Same number that I called you from when I was at Matt Hunter’s in Alpeepee
dearest friends,
thealuminummonster:
I’m coming to Grand Rapids tomorrow night and I want to see all of your beautiful faces.
love, Jessica
Call me?
Octuplet Mom May Have Already Had 6 Kids →
tsexrex:
tesslynch:
reduxfilms:
Outside the family’s home, bikes and toddler toys were scattered across the front yard. Neighbors told ABC News that the woman is a single mother in her thirties who already has six other children. It appears the family will live in a three-bedroom house bursting with babies when the octuplets are released from the hospital in an estimated two months.
An...
Home made
Bacon cheeseburgers are the SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My boss...
Is paying me $75 to redo a voiceover on a video about panel stretch machines. I should have quoted him higher to see how much I could get out of him… damn.
Hey tumblr
gyhaney:
kickstand:
So… being the comic book nerd I am. I may or may not have watched a horrible comic book movie tonight that sparked this question in my mind. Out of the four elements (Earth, wind, water and fire) which would you like to control?
I’m interested in your answers and reasoning.
Fire. Without question.
But I ask you, what about the ellusive 5th element from Capt. Planet,...
Hey tumblr
So… being the comic book nerd I am. I may or may not have watched a horrible comic book movie tonight that sparked this question in my mind. Out of the four elements (Earth, wind, water and fire) which would you like to control?
I’m interested in your answers and reasoning.
brandonsatterlee:
Our neighbor just gave us a new plant. What should I name him?
what kind of plant?
tsexrex:
little head - marvelous 3
in honor of...
Two Tongues
gyhaney:
Thanks Hate for givin me a shout about this.
Max Bemis (Say Anything) and Chris Conley (Saves the Day) have a side project right now called Two Tongues. Their new disk drops Tuesday (on Vagrant) and you can stream the entire album on their MySpace. I did. It’s pretty effing rad.
I love Max I will search for the torrent now…
So...
Chris just came home and said our landlord is walking a realtor through our house tomorrow at 4 p.m. You would understand the significance if you have seen the house.
Im going to
clean my room.
I think Geoff
brandonsatterlee:
gyhaney:
kickstand:
Doesn’t sit and hang out w/ me at the front computers because he doesn’t want to load trucks. He claims its because it cold up front, but its cold through the entire warehouse. I’m on to your schinanigans Haney.
This is what we’ve become, K? Airing our greviances to each other across Tumblr while we sit in the same building??? My heart is saddened. I...
I think Geoff
gyhaney:
kickstand:
Doesn’t sit and hang out w/ me at the front computers because he doesn’t want to load trucks. He claims its because it cold up front, but its cold through the entire warehouse. I’m on to your schinanigans Haney.
This is what we’ve become, K? Airing our greviances to each other across Tumblr while we sit in the same building??? My heart is saddened. I will sit up front...
I think Geoff
Doesn’t sit and hang out w/ me at the front computers because he doesn’t want to load trucks. He claims its because it cold up front, but its cold through the entire warehouse. I’m on to your schinanigans Haney.
I am amazed by
The stupidity of my supervisors
“15. i think that a night sitting on a front porch with good friends, a bunch of...”
– Tommy in his 25 random things about himself.
I agree completely sir.
ktgee:
kickstand:
I’ll Just Fall - Lucero.
I...
Dear wallett
please show yourself. I do not want to call and cancel my card, call and order new cards and go get a new licence only to have you found on the warehouse floor. PLEASE SHOW YOURSELF!!!! Today is not a day I need to deal w/ this.
I’ll Just Fall - Lucero.
I listen to this...
Well the universe answered my moral dilema for me
I must have left my wallet at work. Staying in tonight.
still...
at work
Obama Officials Tells Citibank To Ditch Plans For... →
Has anyone seen my box cutter?
I need to use it and haven’t been able to find it for a week now. I’m far to lazy and cheap to go spend 8 bucks on a new one for work. :-S
it makes it really hard to get out of bed
and leave the house when it is 5 fricken degrees outside!!!!!!
