December 2009
Told riley she was mixing drinks like a pussy she came and dumped out hale my drink and filled it with vodka
Some people are just fucking stupid...
I've been kicking some office furniture customer...
N B D
andrewfuckingmcmahon:
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
As...
Christmas is over...
but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC every time I got to the pub!
People do not listen...
Me: Good morning thank you for calling Uni-Source this is Keenan how may I help you?
Customer: Good morning Peter this is John from blah blah blah....
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“I rail against the system because this little village of frightened people...”
– Terry Gilliam
Things I accomplished yesterday
1- 2 loads of laundry
2 - 2 &1/2 seasons of Arrested Development watched.
3 - slept A LOT
4 - put off grocery shopping to make a dinner for my parents anniversary tonight
and even w/ all the sleep I got yesterday I still managed to wake up at 9 a.m. and be an hour and a half late to work… whoops!
I'm going to be bummed when Jimmy has to go back...
but my liver will be damn happy!
I don't even know what day it is anymore
I just got Bubba Ho Tep at blockbuster for 3 bucks
that’s a steal
Drunk tumbling
is like drunk dialing, except everyone can read it!
I Just spent an hour and eighteen minutes on the...
this guy
by the way,
you’re pretty…..very pretty.
“http://twitpic.com/v8asp - It aint a party till someone brings out a chicken.”
– saralizzzz
truth
Merry Xmas bitches!
I’m heading to Niles MI to get drunk w/ the whole Vinnedge clan. I hope you all have a great holiday!
my dad hasn't bought me a christmas present in...
tsexrex:
but he came through with a leopard print snuggie this year.
fucking awesome! Tell big Tom I said good job!
I just hustled my nephew at darts for his xmas...
Who woke up w/ a horrible headache???
This Guy!
Answer this
So if I download a movie and go to open it in quicktime and it brings m the window that says I’m missing a plug in and logs me onto the apple page, which plug in do I download to heard the audio? The video works fine but I cant hear a damn thing.?
I'd like to think that both Calvin and Hobbes...
(via lamebot)
Hell yea!
when did christmas start feeling like an...
(via tsexrex)
when you grew up?