December 2011
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Nick Lidstrom
trusts his eyes to Dr. Rahmani and you should too.
Universal 2012 Resolution...
mikeypizzle:
We should all make more of an effort to put more quality boobs on the internet…because honestly boobs just make the world a better place…
truth
My parents have been married for 37 years today
That’s pretty rad. Gives you hope.
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Taco boy and red box movies
I’m good at date nights
Having My Baby
bookofmatchesmedia:
Today’s the day Nolan Sirius Haney (aka No-Sir, aka Lando, aka Tebow) enters the world! Woot!
Stoked to meet Nolan Tebow Haney!!!!
This is so sad. You guys are just so ugly…
– Uncle Paul taking the family Christmas photo.
So Keenan, you going to smoke dope with us this year?
– Cousin Dave. It must be Christmas
Just got
Kicked in the kidney by a MMA fighter…… No fun
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:)
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mikeypizzle:
wilwheaton:
(via Nerdist)
this is maybe the greatest true friendship moment ever captured….
Well at least
I probably fucked that all up.
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I miss your purple hair,
I miss the way it taste.
Uh oh
I’m really in like with girl…
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Please do not forget my boxes, thanks. I love you, I hope your Dick falls off...
– Txt from Karl
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My whole body is going to explode...
Drank 6 big ass cups of coffee at work today.
Had a meeting after work that took a complete 180 from what I have been working free overtime on for two months.
Got home extremely pissed off and imediately hit the bike and weights.
Worked out way harder than planned.
Whole body shaking, I may explode.
I need a drink…
Wow
Drunk girl is drunk.
I hated being a teenager. And then I discovered drugs. And then that’s all I...
– Louis CK.
If you don’t like this song, fuck off and get out of America.
– Tyler on Trampled by turtles
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Time to
work out then I’m headed to Chicago. LUCERO AND GREG DIEMOND TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Way to start the day.
Locked my keys in my running car, also locking me out of my house. Sat outside in the cold for 40 mins smoking cigs while everyone I called with a spare key would not answer. Called a lock smith paid $50 for 2 mins of his time. Got to work only 7 minutes late. But fuck it, you can’t ruin my good mood. Date tonight, Lucero with some of my favorite people in IL tomorrow!!!!! What’s...
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Is it normal for a 26 yr old man
To be this excited to go see The Muppets tonight?