February 2012
2 tags
logic
Myke: You've never seen MacGruber?
Me: No, the dude that plays him annoys me.
Myke: It's hilarious!
Joe: It is funny as shit!
Me: So I have heard.
Joe: Would you watch it?
Me: Sure.
Myke: OK, let's get high and watch it right now, or we can get high and watch it tomorrow because you know we are going to get high and watch something tomorrow.
Feb 26th
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“I’ll wear your mothers pussy as a hat…rematch?”
– Joe playing Star Craft 2
Feb 26th
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
50 notes
Just spent
$52 on a fifth whiskey. Red Breast…..
Feb 22nd
2 notes
5 tags
Does the buzzed head/ beard look make me an...
I’ve been stared down by dudes lately. I like to think I’m a nice guy with a friendly disposition. But, I keep getting looked at like I’m an ass…. Hmm… It’s not my fault I’m balding and like a warm face.
Feb 22nd
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NBC Announces Return Date for 'Community' →
androogenous: Back at 8pm on March 15th Awesome!!
Feb 21st
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h0wardsintrahble: Anyone think Darren Helm has trouble with the ladies due to his inability to finish? Haha
Feb 19th
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“I’m not disgusted by you.”
– The most hurtful thing a gay man has ever said to me.
Feb 18th
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“You know what I think is fucked up? I consider you two of my best friends and...”
– Ricky on Chead and I
Feb 18th
Thursday =
Stein night! See you later idiots.
Feb 17th
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No interwebs.
Got pissed off and canceled ComCast.
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 11th
5,592 notes
“I think she squirted a kidney stone in my mouth.”
– Ricky.
Feb 11th
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It's nights like these,
When I have a long walk from Cherry and Union to Rockys in the frigged cold. I’m glad I have a nice thick beard.
Feb 11th
Feb 10th
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The joys of owning a puppy.
*petting Jackson*
Me: You need a bath, you stink.
Karl: That's because he pisses on himself all the time... You just touched his Pee.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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“Anybody who supports Ron Paul has never listened to Ron Paul.”
– One of the funniest things I have heard in a while.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
228 notes
1 tag
Nicky Minaj
Made me kind of care about the half time show.
Feb 6th
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sarabee: The only super bowl Im interested in is the one Im smoking. Yes!
Feb 5th
7 notes
1 tag
I hope
Both teams lose today.
Feb 5th
Drunk
Me: Joe go to bed, you don't need Egos.
Joe: I WANT EGOS!!!!!!
Myke: the toaster is not plugged in you asshole.
Feb 5th
3 tags
Feb 4th
1 note
tsexrex: The Marriage Draft: Round 2 (where I try... →
tsexrex: I’m starting to feel like I am watching round 1 of the marriage draft. I just turned 28 a couple weeks ago, and I’m noticing that a lot of my friends are either currently married, or are getting married soon. In real life it starts with the save the date, then it is the 46 piece invitation,…
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
87 notes