February 2012
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logic
Myke: You've never seen MacGruber?
Me: No, the dude that plays him annoys me.
Myke: It's hilarious!
Joe: It is funny as shit!
Me: So I have heard.
Joe: Would you watch it?
Me: Sure.
Myke: OK, let's get high and watch it right now, or we can get high and watch it tomorrow because you know we are going to get high and watch something tomorrow.
I’ll wear your mothers pussy as a hat…rematch?
– Joe playing Star Craft 2
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Just spent
$52 on a fifth whiskey. Red Breast…..
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Does the buzzed head/ beard look make me an...
I’ve been stared down by dudes lately. I like to think I’m a nice guy with a friendly disposition. But, I keep getting looked at like I’m an ass…. Hmm… It’s not my fault I’m balding and like a warm face.
NBC Announces Return Date for 'Community' →
androogenous:
Back at 8pm on March 15th
Awesome!!
h0wardsintrahble:
Anyone think Darren Helm has trouble with the ladies due to his inability to finish?
Haha
I’m not disgusted by you.
– The most hurtful thing a gay man has ever said to me.
You know what I think is fucked up? I consider you two of my best friends and...
– Ricky on Chead and I
Thursday =
Stein night! See you later idiots.
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No interwebs.
Got pissed off and canceled ComCast.
I think she squirted a kidney stone in my mouth.
– Ricky.
It's nights like these,
When I have a long walk from Cherry and Union to Rockys in the frigged cold. I’m glad I have a nice thick beard.
The joys of owning a puppy.
*petting Jackson*
Me: You need a bath, you stink.
Karl: That's because he pisses on himself all the time... You just touched his Pee.
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Anybody who supports Ron Paul has never listened to Ron Paul.
– One of the funniest things I have heard in a while.
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Nicky Minaj
Made me kind of care about the half time show.
sarabee:
The only super bowl Im interested in is the one Im smoking.
Yes!
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I hope
Both teams lose today.
Drunk
Me: Joe go to bed, you don't need Egos.
Joe: I WANT EGOS!!!!!!
Myke: the toaster is not plugged in you asshole.
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tsexrex: The Marriage Draft: Round 2 (where I try... →
tsexrex:
I’m starting to feel like I am watching round 1 of the marriage draft. I just turned 28 a couple weeks ago, and I’m noticing that a lot of my friends are either currently married, or are getting married soon. In real life it starts with the save the date, then it is the 46 piece invitation,…